Toasts to Speakers
Toasts and Toasting Etiquette
We'll bless our toastmaster,
Wherever he may roam,
If he'll only cut the speeches short
And let us all go home.
To our speaker. May he rise to the occasion, and sit down soon thereafter.
To our speaker I give the wisdom of Horace, who said, "Whatever advice you give, be brief."
Here's to our speaker-may her speech be like a pencil and have a point.
Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]Read More