Funny Wedding Toasts
Here's to the bride
And here's to the groom
And to the bride's father
Who'll pay for this room.
Here's to the groom and the father-in-law,
Here's to the sister and brother-in-law,
Here's to friends and friends-in-law,
May none of you need an attorney-at-law.
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"
These two, now standing hand in hand,
Remind us of our native land.
For when today they linked their fates,
They entered the United States.
- Mike Lininger, Editor, Etiquette Scholar
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