Funny Wedding Toasts

Here's to the bride
And here's to the groom
And to the bride's father
Who'll pay for this room.

Here's to the groom and the father-in-law,
Here's to the sister and brother-in-law,
Here's to friends and friends-in-law,
May none of you need an attorney-at-law.

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"

These two, now standing hand in hand,
Remind us of our native land.
For when today they linked their fates,
They entered the United States.

resting knife and fork etiquette

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]

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