Money Toasts

To the good old days, when big spenders used their own money!

To prosperity, for, as John Ray said, "Money cures melan­choly."

May the weight of our taxes never bend the back of our credit.

To the almighty dollar, without which we would have no cents.

To money-the finest linguist in the world.

Here's to the mints-the only places that make money with­out advertising.

To the spirit of charity. As Clint W. Murchison said, "Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell."

resting knife and fork etiquette

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]

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