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April Fool's Day Toasts

"Let us toast the fools; but for them, the rest of us could not succeed." -Mark Twain

To April Fools' Day - the most honest day of the year.

May the skepticism that we develop on April Fools' Day protect us for the rest of the year.

May the jokes we fall for today be the only ones we fall for all year.

- , Editor, Etiquette Scholar

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