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Toasts to Bosses

To our boss - the star to which we have all hitched our wagon.

Here's to the man who signs our paychecks - may he never hear what we say about him.

To the boss - the person who's early when you're late, and late when you're early.

May we never flatter our superiors or insult our inferiors.

Here's to bosses and diapers - both are always on your ass and usually full of shit.

Here's to our boss. When he tells you not to worry - start worrying.

- , Editor, Etiquette Scholar

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