Birthday Toasts

May you live to be as old as your jokes.

Another candle on your cake? Well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad you have strength enough, to blow the damn thing out.

Happy birthday to you
And many to be;
With friends that are true
As you are to me.

Here's to you! No matter how old you are, you don't look it.

To the birthday girl - how am I to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Although another year has past, He seems no older than the last.

resting knife and fork etiquette

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]

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